Welcome to Helpless Hints, a new blog intended to provide worthless information and misinformation to nobody in particular. We plan to publish articles, recipes, short stories, manifestos and other content that will likely be of little interest and certainly of no value to anyone. If you should be unfortunate enough to land on our pages to learn to cook garlic honey kale, choose the best political candidate, or get party planning advice, we sincerely apologize. In fact, we hate kale, despise politicians, and don’t care for parties.